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der butz
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In my opinion p2p does not make racing more interesting or strategic, safer, faster or anything else.

Push to pass is a tool to enable stupid drivers to pass someone at least once in a race.

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Quote from justasimfan :... why devs do not think about using some of the most talented users to help them...

Just a question: What makes you think the devs DON'T use help from other people? Just because the guys are not shouting out loud doesn't mean they don't get help from others.

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der stop-the-dreadful-suspiciathon butz
der butz
S3 licensed
If you haven't played it for a long time you might have an outdated version that tries to link you to an old adress of the masterserver. Download a fresh copy and try to unlock it, maybe this helps.

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der butz who'd like to have a rally pack
der butz
S3 licensed
Quote from Scawen :If you want to state that I have contempt for the community, then ideally you should give an example.

In fact, I'm working very hard to produce a tyre model that will stand up to the detailed scrutiny of our well-informed community, both in terms of driving feel and physical analysis.

It involves a lot of investigation, reading, experimentation and verification.

I just translated this into movie language, so some of the forum guys can understand:

"If you want to state that I have contempt for the community, then ideally you should give an example."

means: "Sheriff, do the letters "F O" mean anything to you?"

"In fact, I'm working very hard"

means: "just what the hell do you want anyway?" (in fact some of you whiners don't know anything because you only want to cry about, but there is and has been a lot of work to be done)

"that will stand up to the detailed scrutiny of our well-informed community"

couldn't find any smart line for this one, it just made me laugh hard

greetz

der butz
der butz
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Quote from jasonmatthews :....Your baby now has at least 37 well wishers already

38 at least!

All the best from Katja and me! Glad everything went well finally, and I think we all are happy we could keep talking and bullshitting around with you after the false alarm was proven false :-)

lycka till mate!!

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Well, we could have played on, the secret to success wolud have been to ask someone else to get off the glass for you :-) By that way I got 3 schnaps AND 3 beers for free in some discos around :-)

I'd sooooooo love to gather all the people from the meet around here, but it'll be much harder in a 3 room flat and quite expensive accomodation around...
3 or 4 of you, no problem at all. 6 or 7 will become slightly stuffed. 40????????? so sorry! We've got a quite nice indoor kart track nearby, 2 small and a big airport, but it'll just be too expensive for most of the people to sleep here.

greetz

der butz

PS: It just can't be real that a german who had 3 beers during the last 7 months gets on better than some well-trained guys! XD
der butz
S3 licensed
Okay, back from hospital. Luckily my shoulder didn't need any huge fix, they just gave me some sedative stuff, cut a 3mm hole in me and hammered the little titanium thing back into me bone. So now the only worry that's still left from the meet is a strange kind of tiredness

So once again (and this time with a keyboard layout I actually happen to know pretty well) thanks all of you guys! Jason for letting a germ stay, eat and drink at his villa, Bex for acommodation and the drive, Thuur-olae for just being brilliant all the time, Dan for not looking backwards and being a great team mate, Passo and the photographers, Adam, Franky, BEEEEN, oh, I could really list all of you for having been special and great lads!

It's off to work for me again tomorrow, but should you ever feel the need to visit western bavaria, you'll be more than welcome to stay at my place, honestly!

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Status Report:

1 day after the kart race we've sent TVE away to watch some planes. Sadly he disappeared in one and is now on his way home. Dan has also just left, so Becky and me are the only ones left for a "who is more knackered" -competition.

Thanks to everyone who was there, and especially Jason, who managed to stuff his house with about 40 drunk fellas and even gave his own bed away and slept on the sofa!

I couldn't have had more fun with you guys, was a brilliant weekend!

greetz and get home well all of you!

der total kaputte butz
der butz
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Quote from dadge :it's nice to know some people need to have a drink in them before they decide to call you a twat.
classy.

I blame Franky! Also TVE has been swearing a lot on track today, must've rubbed off on me. Still we're having many many beers and a laugh afterwards...

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der I've-f***in-found-the-apostrophe-but-can't-be-arsed-to-get-used-to-british-keyboards buty err butz
der butz
S3 licensed
I have as well...

Time to end the stupid count down thing, I had a lot of work today - as expected. Tomorrow I'll be working from 7am to midnight, so if anyone needs some more info..



you're screwed :-)

Have a nice day tomorrow, cy'all on friday!

greetz

der I'm-outta-here butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Hehe, the time machine I've invented to get rid of the remaining days is working!
My boss sent me out tomorrow at half past 7, half day of work. Then I have to finish some garden furniture at home, thursday is work from 6 to 23:00.
I've got practically no time left to be bored !

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der hooray for butzies!
der butz
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Quote from The Very End :I am more worried aboyt myself, if I canot make anyone understand me on the forum, how the hell should I get you to understand me when I am talking to you

No worries there mate, above 2 permille we all might start talking rubbish, but still we might understand each other even better :-)

greetz

der butz
der butz
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Status report:

3 days to go, I'm quite excited about getting into Welshland. With names like Cwmbran or Llangenny, how will Welsh accent sound like? I've heard some gaelic on my visits to Scotland and it sounds proud but funny. I come from quite an outsider's state of germany as well, with its own language and rituals. I've heard Brent but understood surprisingly well. Will anyone of you guys understand me? And how about when I'll be a bit dizzy?

@rockclan: get well soon!!

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

4 days to go, tension gets unbearable - time to invent a time machine and jump over those last remaining, boring days.

I've not driven any karts for about 10 years now. Admitting this might not help me to get into any good team, but what if I told you that I was quite fast in those things AND I've sat in our company's kart simulator everytime I could?

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Haha, that would be a nice ending, although I don't like bmw too much, a bavarian run over by a bavarian car fits perfectly.
So you meet somewhere on the way? Becky will be Rubber Duck, followed by TEH convoy of freaks from all over wherever?

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
No worries Becks...

Just throw me in the trunk and pick Dan up as well , the more the merrier!

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Errm.. thought you'd pick me up from stansted, no? friday? 10 past 10?

anxious greetz

der i-don't-like-hitchhiking butz

Edit:

As a well-trained butler I have kept madame Becky's calendar.

Quote from Becky Rose :
Travel Itinery thingamybob:
Thursday pickup Tor from stansted at 6pm. Meet Dan. Get drunk. Stay at mine.
Friday pickup Rockclan from stansted at 9:25am (we will be late)
...pickup Der Butz from Stansted at 10:30 or something like that. (it will be 10:10)
...train to Bishops Stortford where car is parked.
...pickup Arox from Cockfosters, at about 12:00ish?
...Drive to Wales

Sunday, pack a load of foreigners into planes by midday Sunday, except Der Butz who's leaving Monday (and staying at mine Sunday). I'm guessing we drop Arox off at Cockfosters, might need Dan to tak him to get Tor back on his plain on time.

:-)
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der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

5 days to go, I'm starting to think how I can get every gizmo I need through ryanair's hand-luggage-compatibility-size-and-weight-gate-thing.
Sleeping bag? Not a problem, I've got one super mini thing that goes into the side pocket, clothes? Well, how many beers will be spilt over my trousers? will it be hot as hell or will it rain? beer? drinks? no way, even at the smalles airport in the world they wouldn't let me bring beer through the gate. Helmet? yes, I would like to bring my helmet, on the reason that it fits, it only has my sweat soaked in by the lining, and it is recognisable. Towels? One big, one small has to be enough.
Katja? Well, she is a bit sick today, I'm a bit worried atm, she has got some contractions, and the baby should not get out until October...

@Adam, I'll be on skype tonight when Katja feels better. If not, we'll have to be in hospital :-).

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

6 days to go and I have to admit some brainflaw; I can remember faces pretty well, I remember most names, too. But bringing them together is quite hard for me, especially when I have to remember the nick, then the name, then the face. Please don't be upset when I mix some of your names up, I'll try and learn them as quickly as possible.

@Adam, wanna team up with slowarse-butz? maybe you could get on skype over the next evenings, so we can talk about things and stuff.

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der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
...says one bloke living in the country that might completely disappear if someone made the dyke weak by simply peeing on it :-)

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der funny butz, living at 800m above sea level
der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

7 days to go and I've begun a serious training procedure, using my bicycle to regain some stamina, my 20 year old Ford Fiesta (new mot, still very very broken) to make handling studies and my slotcars to get my pulse down during a race.

I really want to have a look at adam's CR helmet now, you'll know why when you see it.

greetz

der butz

PS: shut up, Rkoclcan
der butz
S3 licensed
Don't worry, us big guys produce more surface pressure, which should help us through the corners. We just have to keep the momentum up, we can't accellerate so fast. Whatever happens, we should use the light guys for the start :-)

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

8 days to go, and I start wondering if it would be possible to lose some weight until the race... maybe 20kgs or more.

Will Becky recognise my 14 1/2 stone at the airport after I've showed her the picture of a 75kg butz?

greetz

der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
Status report:

9 days to go, and I wonder if I should take a bright red piece of cloth with me, for Brent.

Katja actually tries to force me to kart with you.
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der butz
der butz
S3 licensed
I won't race. I will just stand there and watch you wet yourselves :-)

greetz

der butz
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